There has been some activity in the SUH shop. We restocked the Severed Unicorn Heads Are For Lovers tees ... We also found some rare and authentic unicorn poop in a field on a hunt recently and have those available for the first time ever ... And, the original Love tees are on sale for $12. JUST IN TIME FOR XXXMAS because EVERY CHILD DESERVES A SEVERED UNICORN SUPERSTORE XXXMAS
What was your last experience with a severed unicorn head? Please construct in the form of an electronic story with pixelated images and send it to us as a digital file on your computer.
In other news, The Severed Unicorn Head Superstore Influences Modern Art.
Unicorns are presently being quiet.